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[vdovy]

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[vdovy]

Yes, I am still loaded. Why?

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Gladiators may be at times commissioned.

[vdovy]

I am listening. Commissioned for what?

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( How to say this diplomatically before her, an unwedded woman: )


...company.

[vdovy]

Ah. That explains why you aren't asking your brother.

But yes, sure. It would be my honor to subsidize your horniness.

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( Ah, look. The Heavens are striking. )

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( Perhaps the Heavens are being waylaid. )

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( It must be a wretched thing, to be creatures divine and tardy. )

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( Most shameful. Perhaps it is now time to pick up thunder and lightning and bolt Lan Wangji out of existence. )

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( Still not there yet? )

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( Surely now? )

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( Anyone? )

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( Anyone????????? )

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To confirm his health.

[vdovy]

Of course. [ Why is there no winking emoji on this device? A travesty. ]

So if the objective is to "confirm his health" shouldn't we send someone with medical experience?

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It is his nature to deceive, abating concern.

[vdovy]

Wouldn't he be more inclined to abate concern if visited by someone who cares for him?

[downswing]

His tells are known.